Farce of the Penguins

Farce of the Penguins



See penguins cracking whips! See penguins in bondage gear! See penguins with loaded bongs!

OFICIAL SITE

http://www.farceofthepenguins.com/


Farce of the Penguins, the Bob Saget vehicle from Thinkfilms, now has its own website. You can check out the synopsis, learn about the cast, watch censored and uncensored trailers, pre-order the DVD, and get "dirty downloads." The "dirty downloads" section is somewhat underwhelming, since all it has is four wallpapers, showing penguins in gold chains, sipping martinis and wearing bondage outfits. And we won't discuss the sketchy streaming for the trailers.
You can also find out the storyline. Here's the Farce of the Penguins synopsis hot off the site:
"It's mating season . . .
Meet Carl (Bob Saget) and Jimmy (Lewis Black), two cold penguins on a desperate mission to get themselves some hot booty. After years of empty one-night stands, Carl wants more than a piece of penguin tail. He wants the love of the beautiful Melissa (Christina Applegate). Now it's up to Jimmy to help his neurotic friend win her heart and find his dream girl. The only thing that stands in their way is . . . a seventy mile trek across Antarctica. It's a road trip like no other, as these two best bros make their way to a penguin island paradise. From director and comedian Bob Saget comes a raunchy yet heart-warming comedy like no other.
Get ready for a stiff and dirty ride! May the FARCE be with you* . . ."
*(let's forget that nearly every Star Wars spoof in the past 30 years has used that last line, shall we?)
By the by, you read that one sentence right: you can pre-order the DVD. Not surprisingly, Thinkfilms has decided this movie would do better direct-to-DVD than as an actual theatrical release.
The cast list for this flick is frightening: featuring everyone from Samuel L. Jackson (who narrates the thing) to Damon Wayans, Abe Vigoda, Gilbert Gottfried and Harvey Fierstein. A significant chunk of Saget's old Full House co-stars have also signed up, with John Stamos, Lori Loughlin and Dave Coulier joining the onscreen madness.